stylinsmut:

wedding vows: ur not anime but ur ok i guess


amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

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neptunain:

if Fox News had a tumblr they would self-promote on the posts they reblogged with “~follow for more soft bigotry~”



meladoodle:

hey guys my blog got deleted my old url was “i-used-a-dangerous-money-making-scheme-and-now-im-upset-that-theres-repercussions.tumblr.com” i used to have 1,000,000 followers and now i have no place to use shady ways to make money so help me out please. i’m so upset and sincere right now even though my bank account is flourishing so please feel sorry for me after i completely abused my power on the internet


me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit


mentallyfuckingonedirection:

ruinedchildhood:



IM CRYING

wedontgivethatup:

when the boss is actually strong

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